I Like Your Afro (From the album “There May Have Been Others”)

Do you want to talk about the ponies?
Don't I know you from somewhere?
Bedwetter's camp, right?
Oh crap, I said the loud part quiet
and the quiet part loud.

I just came over here to bring Lamont
some of my homemade preserves
You will leave crying and dissatisfied in every way
if not utterly repulsed by my sexual performance

I like your Afro
I like your Afro
I like your Afro

(spoken)
My Mom said she never got that "not so fresh feeling"
She didn't know what the hell they were talking about

I would like each and every American
to quite simply
give me all of their lovin'
Perhaps all their hugs and kisses too

Don't kid yourself
If a cow ever got the chance
he'd eat you and everyone you care about
And you may not be so lucky

(spoken)
You are someone in control of your own destiny
Pull my finger

Kill if you will, but command me nothing!!